hatin:

why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 3am

(via marybriana)

t0tally-pers0nal:

Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere

(via sloppy-lips)

t1m3l0rdh4nj1:

Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.

(via sloppy-lips)

teamrocketing:

how do you get a stranger in public to fall in love with you

(via laughbitches)